It’s 5:00am and your alarm blares, beckoning you out of bed for your morning run. As you sip a glass of orange juice with eyes barely open, you wonder if running in the evening might be a better option. Or maybe it’s 6:00pm and you are just getting off work, and the thought of going…
BREAKING NEWS: Vampires are taking over, humans needed to save the day!
Reports have come in that vampires (also known to some as “night runners”) are taking over planet Earth. As it stands, vampires are outnumbering humans almost 4 to 1 and an influx of humans are needed to step up and take on the vampires, restoring balance to humankind and planet Earth. We have been told by government…